I woke up this morning.

I'm still alive.

Turned on the radio to start a new day.

Goddamn DJ is chatting, "This just in! Schools closed in Dallas County due to bad icy weather!"

Phone rings.

Work - "Mr. Mayberry, school is closed, get some sleep!"

Me - "WOOT! IT'S A FUCKING SNOWDAY!"

Roommate - "I'm playing WoW, STFU!"

So I hereby declare the day after the day after MLK day to be: AWESOME.