Friday, March 9, 2007, 12:52 PM - EverythingToday on Slashdot they are having this epic poll, with many of the worlds greatest rivals aiming for the most epic of all. Currently Ninjas vs. Pirates is about tied with Emacs vs. vi, and it was made suddenly clear to me, after I cast my vote and beheld the current results, what was going on here, BEHIND THE POLL!
You see, all the Pirates vs. Ninja voters are on Windows, and have no idea wtf Emacs vs. vi is. (I must admit, I had to look it up.)
And, well, here we are.
Anyway, the Ninjas will be winning until the Pirates turn on their Jet-Packs, however before there is even a clear winner in this epic battle, the robots will strike and they (Ninjas and Pirates) will have to band together to fend off the motorized bringers of doom. Both Ninjas and Pirates know that nothing beats nothing like some nigh unbeatable robotic fool army interrupting your own private epic battles. Jerks.
So, that's how it is. Honest!